Attention Deficit Project Disorder!

Well it was another rough week at that thankless job that I go to everyday of every week to keep the lights on around here until my web store catches fire & I can sell enough products to retire from everything but blogging. (go buy something, click on any ad here and help a brother break free!) My original plan for the evening was to go climb up in a tree  & try to shoot Bambi’s father, but it was starting to rain kinda hard when I got home so instead I decided to grab a beer, & carry the forks that the mail carrier just dropped off from the house out to the shop and maybe work on fitting them to the CM400 bobber that I’ve been tinkering with for the last few months, but decided that the shop really needed cleaning up a little before proceeding so I pushed some of the junk bikes out into the rain for more room.

<honda bobber frame & seat>

What’s under your desk?

Then I moved the two portable work benches back to the sides of the shop to clear up floor space. Then I decided to go ahead & start soaking my new to me,old pile of junk Suzuki with penetrating oil so that it would come apart easier when I go to replace the rear inner tube and the 40 or 50 other parts it probably needs to be trail worthy. Of course it’s a lot easier for an old fart to work on a motorcycle if he doesn’t have to bend over so I grab the old furniture truck ramp from the yard and dig through my lumber pile for a couple of timbers to set it up on since my motorcycle lift table is loaded down with my CB360T restoration project. For some reason as I was digging through my scrap lumber pile, a misshapen piece of wood that was left over from some long forgotten construction project jumped into my hand and said, “hey look at me, wouldn’t I make the perfect Plains Indian gunstock war club?” But by this time I had enough of a buzz going that there was no way you could ever get me near the bandsaw so I threw it back on  the pile, got the timbers and headed back inside to prop up the dirtbike. Hopefully I can find it again when I am sober & have some time on my hands as it would go so well with my Hawken,  powder horn etc. In fact it would look really sweet hanging up next to my black powder shotgun if I ever finish building it….

Can you see the pattern here? It’s a serious disease that afflicts middle age men. ADPD Attention Deficit Project Disorder It’s incredibly dangerous, because the problem just gets bigger & bigger. You become an addict scanning Ebay & Craigslist for just the right item at the right bargain basement price. The problem is that you don’t need it, there are a dozen projects, plus your honey-do list ahead of it, and just as sure as hell your boss will start demanding extra overtime on top of what you already work, so your discretionary income is temporarily enlarged while your time to enjoy it is diminished, this leads to more shopping & less doing until your place starts to look like a salvage yard, and your neighbors start calling you Fred G. Of course this is also the time when everything in your house will break down too, so you have to take care of those things first. Sure you could pay someone to fix the plumbing or the light fixture but for two things 1; the guy you call can’t do it any better than you can & maybe not even as good. 2; You just scored the deal of the century on another old piece of shit motorcycle, gun, car, jeep, boat, plane or what ever your addiction is & spent the money already.

<1980 Suzuki TS185>

At any rate I got the TS185 up on the ramp so I can work on it, but since the weather is supposed to be nearly perfect for riding tomorrow, it was time to give the old CB650 a good going over & adjust the chain so I stopped to do that instead. Hey you got to look after your main squeeze if you want her to look after you! Well it’s been fun blogging with a little buzz going on, but right now I need to find a carb kit & battery for the 1969 CJ5 under the carport & figure out when I’m going to get time to fix my tractor so I can keep the wood lot clean & get the garden ready for next year. Then maybe I can relax, watch a little television while checking out the crack-list on my tablet.

Peace Y’all
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The Distinguished Gentleman’s Ride! September 2014 Website of the Month!

<distinguished gentleman's ride>

Did you know that about 500,000 men die annually of prostate cancer? Or that globally more men are affected by prostate cancer, than women by breast cancer? I didn’t either. Now we’ve all seen the pink ribbons that say save the ta-tas, in fact you can hardly swing a dead cat anywhere without hitting a “Warrior in Pink” attempting to raise awareness of and/or funding for breast cancer treatment research. Now this is a very good thing because I really love ladies, some more than others, but still love them all & wish nothing but the best of health for them and their boobies.

<we all love boobies>

Don’t forget we need to save the guys too.
Gentleman’s Ride.com

Let’s face it, people love titties, men love them, babies love them, and women love them too. So while you are writing out the check for breast cancer research take a moment to see if you could spare some change for a less attractive body part. Sure the prostate is not up in your face drawing attention to itself the way a nice pair of knockers will, but prostate cancer is still a deadly killer. My own father has & is still dealing with this evil scourge & its lingering effects, we are still waiting for the resolution of his treatment and hopefully he will be in complete remission soon.

Please take a moment and check out the website for The Distinguished Gentleman’s Ride, and sign up for an event, or just make a donation to the cause. I would love to see a 100% cure developed for this in my lifetime.

Mark your calendar for September 28th 2014, there will be 235 rides in 56 countries, so no matter where you are there is bound to be one near you. Check out the Gentleman’s Ride website for the location nearest you.

The organizers did ask me to remind everyone that this was an event for Classics, café racers, bobbers, trackers, customs, modern classics, classic scooters & undefinable 2/3 wheeled machines. So break out the good vintage stuff, and leave your plastic fantastic, crotch rockets, and your big inch, late model, fuel injected cruisers at home please.

<distinguished gentlmans ride check 4 cancer>

P.S. If you are past a certain age, don’t forget next time you get a checkup, to be sure you get a PSA (prostate antibodies) blood test, and if necessary an actual physical exam. Trust me it’s a lot less painful than dying from the cancer.
Peace Y’all

 

 

 

 

Vintage Piston Valve Keihin Carburetor Overhaul

Hello again everyone, Lets restore a set of carbs for this old Honda! Yes I had already turned them over one time & popped all of the bowls off and blew them out with some carburetor cleaner and put them back on to test run the old bike & see how it sounded, but it was a running a little lean with the pod air filters, plus I was installing a new exhaust  system and needed to re-jet anyway. But the single best reason I have found to go to this extreme is that there is almost nothing else that will make an old motorcycle run like new again the way a complete carburetor refurbishment will. In fact the only thing better is a new set of carbs, which if you pull your old ones apart & find severe damage or wear to the castings, is your only choice.

Here you see the four carburetors, along with a flathead screwdriver, a JIS screwdriver, a set of mini wrenches and a ratchet with a socket. This is not everything you need to completely disassemble them but it’s a good start. The patient is my own 1980 Honda CB650 Custom with a set of Keihin PD mechanically operated carburetors. Although these a very similar to the piston valve or round slide carbs used on a number vintage motorcycles these do have a few differences from the older ones. This will not be a complete step by step guide to restoring every single piece. If need to learn the basics of carburetor repair I suggest that you start by clicking here.

Instead I will focus on how to disassemble the set of carbs, and point out some of the different features along the way, along with a few tips and tricks to make the job more successful. Please note that successful does not mean easier. This is not rocket science but there are no shortcuts either.

The first step in getting a set of carburetors apart is to remove everything you can from the choke & throttle shafts. Here I am using a JIS screwdriver to remove the choke butterflies. What the heck is a JIS screwdriver you ask? Just click here to find out!

Please note that these screws are often punched from the backside at the factory to spread them out & keep them from coming loose & falling into a running engine. This often makes them a pain in the butt to remove.

Next take the tops off and remove the long screws that connect the slide lifters to the throttle shaft.

Be sure to inspect the shafts for damage like this before you start pulling the unit apart. At some point a previous owner had used a pair of pliers to move a sticky slide. To avoid damage to the bushings etc. use a strip of sand paper or emery cloth to remove anything you find like this prior to dis-assembly.

Once you have everything loosened or removed from the shafts it’s time to remove the brackets that hold the rack together. On this set there is one large bracket on the engine side & two small braces on the air cleaner side.

Then you can slide the two outer carburetors off the shafts and lay them out along with all of the parts that go between each carb. Lay everything out on your workbench in the order that it comes apart with everything facing the direction that it goes back together correctly. It just makes life so much easier. In fact if you have never done this before I suggest taking a copious amount of pictures at each stage of dis-assembly to help you remember if the doohickey is pointed toward the watcha-ma-callit or the thinga-ma-bob.

Here’s a shot of the two middle carbs with the vent hoses in the foreground  and everything else behind them.

On this motorcycle the throttle return spring is fitted between this bracket and the number three carburetor. Carefully drive out this rolled pin to remove the return spring  and remove the shaft completely from all the carbs.

Here is a shot of all the major components laid out on the bench more or less in order. Always keep the parts from each individual carburetor together, never mix them up because there are some small differences in every set even if it just wear patterns. Some machines (but not this one) may even have different jetting between different cylinders so just play it safe and don’t mix your parts.

At this point instead of a big complicated looking rack of carbs, you are now just rebuilding 4 individual carbs with only a few differences from you average

dirt-bike carburetor.

This is one thing that is found on the early emission controlled Hondas (late 70s & early 80s) is this pilot mixture screw with the tab on it to prevent it from being rotated too far in on direction or another. The float bowl must be removed first to remove these screws. Of course if you doing this for an off road, race only machine 😉 you can carefully grind the tab off before re-assembly.

Another big difference on some machines is the presence of an air cut off valve often found under a cover like this. The purpose of this valve is to temporarily restrict the flow of air through idle air circuit when the throttle is suddenly snapped shut. This helps prevent that lean backfire that occurs on some motorcycles when you suddenly let off of the gas.

These valves were later eliminated from some models but the side cover is still there, but it’s just blank. Some folks will actually remove these and solder the holes closed, then re-jet the carbs extra rich to run without them but IMHO that is not the way to go. Yes I know that at 30 to 40 dollars & up each this is a damn expensive little part, but take my word for it if you replace them you will notice difference.

One nasty little surprise is the presence of pressed in pilot / slow / idle jets. pick your terminology but all three words refer to the little brass tube you see in the picture above. If you are restoring a completely stock bike with stock mufflers and airbox then I will recommend you do everything in your power to clean it without removing it. But if you cant get it clean or if you’re like me & think stock sucks don’t fret it can be changed. As far as I know there is only one source for the pressed in jets and that is Sirius Consolidated, one of my favorite purveyors of all things for motorcycle & powersport carburetors. Click here to check them out.

If you’re planning to change them out anyway grab them with a set of pliers, twist a little to break them free & pull them out.

I finally decided to break down and try ultrasonic cleaning. This is a cheapie from Harbor Freight. For my cleaning solution I am using 1 to 1 mixture of Simple Green & water. The only real drawback to this one is that you can only get 1 carburetor in it at the time, and even then the entire carb is not submerged. I just ran every one for the maximum cleaning cycle of 480 seconds and the flipped it over and ran it for the max cycle again. Be sure to put all of the parts for each carburetor in the cleaner, including all of the internal parts, along with the fuel & air vent tubes that run between the carbs.

Being the meticulous and detailed asshole that I am even after the ultrasonic cleaning I blow everything out good with an air gun and rinse well with aerosol carb cleaner. I also use Simple Green in my parts washer & have discovered that if you don’t rinse the parts afterwards they sometimes have soap residue on them. Plus I just like to be sure that all passages are clear.

Here’s a fresh clean carburetor ready to be re-assembled with all new jets. FYI with the K&N pod filters and the Mac Exhaust I am using #42 pilot jets and #120 main jets. and put my initial pilot mixture screw setting at 2 turns out. This set up turned out to work very well with only minor adjustments after starting the engine. I actually arrived at these numbers for my initial set up after perusing hundreds of posts at the HondaCB650.com & the SOHC4.net forums taking notes and basically picking out the jet sizes most commonly reported to be working successfully in these carbs on this bike with pod filters & aftermarket exhaust. Internet research is such a great time saver but remember to put your ego aside & your bullshit detector on high. You’ll have to wade through a river of fiction to get a few drops worth of facts.

Even armed with these numbers I was prepared to pull the whole thing back apart several times to get it right, but I got lucky this time. That does not mean these jet sizes and settings will work for you & your CB650, but they are as good a starting point as any. Back in the pre-internet days I was re-jetting a moderately modified DOHC CB750F and wound up pulling the carbs off and putting them back on a dozen times before I found the perfect combination of performance and street-ability. If you are modifying your motorcycle you should be prepared to do the same.

This was not a cheap process either, I replaced every single piece of rubber & all of the jets in this set of carbs. The cost just for parts set me back over $300 bucks plus shipping. The jets, air cut off valves & the accelerator pump, all came from Sirius Consolidated, everything else is genuine Honda OEM parts, even the o-rings on the crossover pipes.

This is how the air cut off valve diaphragm, spring & o-ring fit into the body.

I preach a lot about service manuals, and yes I usually try to practice what I preach. This allowed me to verify that the float height really was supposed to be 12.6 mm like most of the fine folks on the net were saying. Trust but verify!

Lets talk about that accelerator pump thingy a little bit. It is usually mounted on the #2 carb like this one. It’s purpose is to squirt a little extra fuel into the engine if you suddenly yank the throttle open. Even though it only enriches one cylinder it helps to reduce the lean stumble that results from a sudden inrush of air when you twist the throttle as fast as you can. It’s also great to squirt a little extra fuel into the intake before starting a cold engine if needed.

It  lives under this little cover on the bottom of this carburetor.

Here it is laid out on the bench so you can see how it comes apart.

This shot is just to show you the differences in the #2 float bowl & the rest. These differences are there for the accelerator pump circuit.

At the time of this writing I have found no source for exact replacement parts for the CB650 accelerator pumps. I think this one is for a CL/CB450. The diaphragm is the same but the shaft is longer. so it will have to be cut to match the stock length.

I marked it and then clamped it into a vise with rubber jaws & then filed it to the correct length. Just remember if you get over excited & cut too much off that you have just screwed yourself out of the price of 18 bottles of Guinness Extra Stout.

Modifications are always a pain in the rear. These air filters don’t clear the choke linkage so even more modifications are required. It’s a vicious cycle I tell ya, and not for the faint of heart or the flat of wallet. Modifications beget more modifications & before you know it you have a complete custom motorcycle that will hopefully run at least as well as a stocker. ;0

Just a few more tips for you, re-assembly is pretty much the reverse of dis-assembly. Make sure you wind the throttle return spring up enough to close the slides when released, and always use some form of top quality name brand thread locker on these little screws holding the butterflies in place. If these come loose they can turn your fine running engine into junk if they get into the cylinder.

This picture shows how the spring connects the left & right choke shafts together. Once you have it all back together you should try to “bench Sync” the carbs. Basically you want to get it adjusted so that it appears the all of the slides are lifting at the same time & closing the same distance. A picture of the synchronization adjuster is shown somewhere further down in this post.

Now make sure all of the clamps are on the intake boots loosely, hook up your cables, & then lube the carb spigots & the inside of the rubber boots on the head.

Now push, pull, cuss, twist, shove & pray. If you are reusing the old boots they may be hardened and make this process a little harder. sometimes heating the rubber with a heat gun helps. Just remember that if they are damaged in any way and do not seal properly you must replace them.

Here I am clamping everything down getting ready for the initial start up. I actually started the engine and let it warm up a bit before moving on the vacuum synchronization process.

Once I was satisfied that the engine was basically running okay & that there were no fuel or air leaks I shut off the engine & temporarily installed these adapters in place of the plugs on the engine side of each carburetor. Then each adapter gets a hose between it and this set of gauges.

Before you get started with this procedure it is usually a good idea to have a fan pointed at your engine & running. Sometimes this can take awhile & you don’t want to risk engine damage.

This picture shows the location of the adjuster screw in each carb. Make sure that you always tighten the lock nut securely when you are done adjusting the carbs. The number two carburetor does not have this adjustment on it, it is the baseline and you want to match the other 3 carbs to it. When you get it done all of the needles on all four vacuum gauges should rise & fall at the same time and to the same readings. Now you can put all the tops back on the carbs & begin road testing. Most run just fine, perhaps with a little tweaking of the pilot mixture screws and idle speed if needed. Just make sure that everything else, especially the ignition system is working properly too before road testing the carbs.

Ride as safe as you can & still have fun!

Peace Y’all

Oil Sump & Strainer Cleaning

Alright! You’ve got your latest barn/field/junkyard find home, it still had good compression, so after cleaning the carbs, topping off the oil and putting in fresh gas it actually fired up and ran okay. Yeehaa! now comes the hard part, do not immediately go running in the house to scour the internet looking for the thousands of dollars worth of parts & accessories you need to restore or customize your new to you machine, there is one more thing you must do to be sure that you don’t need to tear the engine down to bare cases, or perhaps just throw the whole damn thing in the trash. Most vintage Japanese & British machines have an oil sump (oil pan to some of you) strainer, that has probably never even been looked at since the machine left the factory. For this lesson we are going to remove the oil sump (pan) from my personal 1980 Honda CB650 and see what we find inside. After a few minutes running time  & a valve adjustment this old thing has less the 8 p.s.i. difference in compression from the lowest to highest cylinder, I can live with that, if there is nothing wrong in the bottom end. Lets have a look shall we.  First if you have a lift put it up on the lift securely.

1980 Honda CB50 on Harbor Freight Motorcycle lift

Let the serious work begin!

The mufflers are off of mine because I am planning on binning them anyway, it is not necessary to remove them for this job on this motorcycle.  On some bikes it may be required, refer to your service manual for details.

Locate the oil drain plug,

Honda CB650 oil sump drain plug

the location of the drain plug & oil pan bolts

and remove it with the appropriate wrench and drain the oil into a catch pan.

Honda CB650 Drain Plug Location

be sure to catch the aluminum sealing washer.

Since this involves changing the oil you might as well go ahead & change the filter too. On these old air cooled Hondas the filter is a cartridge in this housing on the front of the engine.

Honda SOHC Four oil filter housing

Oh no! this bolt has pliers marks on it. Not cool.

Remove the filter and housing, be sure to move the catch pan so that it catches the oil from the housing.

removing the oil filter bolt

removing the oil filter bolt

Now move to the bottom of the machine and begin loosening the bolts on the sump. The CB650 has 10 bolts that are all the same size & length, so all I have to do is don’t lose any. If you motorcycle has different size or length bolts holding the sump on be sure to note which bolts go into which holes.

the motopsyco hard at work

the motopsyco hard at work

Before you completely remove the last bolt and thus the sump be sure you slide the drain pan back into place beneath the engine.

Before you rush to dump the oil pan set it on the bench and have a good look at the goo stuck in the bottom of it. This will tell you a lot about the health of your engine. Believe it or not the crappy looking mess in the picture below is actually what you hope to find.

inside the CB650 oil pan

inside the CB650 oil pan

This one has a thick coat of clutch dust & what ever dirt that got into the engine & settled out of the oil, what I don’t see are any pieces of gear teeth or metal shavings that indicate an serious problem with the engine or transmission. Now take a magnet & swish it around in the muck to see if it picks up anything. Mine came back clean this time. This is no 100% guarantee that all is well with the transmission etc. but it does make me feel better about buying the parts needed to get it ride-able.

<cb 650 oil sump craftsman magnet tool>

Now it is time to inspect & clean the strainer screen.

location of oil strainer Honda CB650

location of oil strainer Honda CB650

While you are down ther3 have a peek up into the engine to see how everything looks.

<inside the bottom of a Honda engine>

this all looks good in here

On a CB650 slide the drain pan back under the engine & pull down on the strainer, it should slide out.

remove CB650 sump strainer

just pull it straight down.

Once you get it out carefully inspect the screen and if it is damaged or loose replace it. If it looks good wash it out in the parts washer.

1980 CB650 oi sump screen

Inspect the strainer & its o-rings if you have any doubt about their condition, replace them.

Now you just have to clean everything up inspect & replace all gaskets & o-rings as needed, and reassemble everything in reverse order installing a new oil filter & fresh oil. NOw you know that you have one less thing to worry about.

Peace ‘Yall

The 2013 AMCA Southern National Meet!

Indian Chief

A fantastic motorcycle but just a little out of my price range.

This was the first time I have attended this event, the AMCA Southern National Meet. I went on Saturday & had to duck a few showers in the morning but other than that it was a great day! There were some truly outstanding motorcycles on the grounds along with a few neat old bicycles too. Here are a few of the pictures I took around the show grounds, enjoy!

Schwinn Cycle Truck

Kinda Rough & Crusty

Ross badge on Schwinn Cycle Truck

I have no idea why it had a Ross head badge on it.

<neat little bobber>

Triumph in a Bubble!

Triumph in a Bubble!

antique Harley with a saddle

Giddy Up!

Triumph Cubs

Triumph Cubs Hard to resist!

Vintage Vespa & old moped.

Vintage Vespa & old moped.

Carbide Bike Headlight

Who doesn’t love an old bicycle?

rusty Monark Super Twin

rusty Monark Super Twin

BSA Motorcycle

A nice ride able BSA!

antique Benelli 2 stroke

antique Benelli 2 stroke

another great vintage Triumph

I really enjoy seeing bikes like this Triumph Scrambler getting ridden. instead of merely displayed.

another nice old hog

old Harley with bare sheet metal

BSA B50MX

BSA B50MX

crusty project for sale

crusty project for sale

<old motorcycle>

The theme for this year was British Iron and the were some first class examples placed inside of one of the exhibition halls.

Ariel Square Four

Ariel Square Four

A Magnificent Triumph

A Magnificent Triumph

beautiful restored Vincent

beautiful restored Vincent

 cool custom Bonneville

cool custom Bonneville

AJS all decked out for touring

AJS all decked out for touring

Harley Davidson Sprint

I would like to have one of these

1960 Triumph Thunderbird

my dream machine

1960 Triumph Thunderbird

fantastic looking engine

Thunderball BSA

Thunderball BSA

<BSA Thunderball>

Cushman Eagle V2

Cushman Eagle with v twin engine

 coolest dog at the show

coolest dog at the show

Harley K model

Harley K model this would be a great restoration project

<Harley K>

kool tow trucks

kool tow trucks #1

kool tow trucks #2

kool tow trucks #2

field events pictures

field events pictures

Cushman in plank  race

Cushman in plank race

winner of the plank race

winner of the plank race

slow race

slow race

slow race

slow race

immaculate Moto Guzzi Eldorado

immaculate Moto Guzzi Eldorado

immaculate Moto Guzzi Eldorado

Moto Guzzi Eldorado another of my dream bikes

Briggs and Stratton motor wheel

Briggs and Stratton motor wheel

This was the first time I had ever seen a Briggs & Stratton  motor wheel. Neat old piece. The same gentleman also had the Smith motor wheel pictured below.

Smith motor wheel

Smith motor wheel

This event is held each year at Denton Farm Park in Denton, N.C. This is a fantastic venue for events of this type check their website for a schedule of different interesting events throughout the year.

The 2012 Royal Enfield Bullet Classic 500 A Psyco Road Test and Review!

a real1956 Royal Enfield Bullet!

a real1956 Royal Enfield Bullet

a real 2012 Royal Enfield Bullet

a real 2012 Royal Enfield Bullet

Let’s take an adventure, a time machine trip of sorts if you will. Imagine if you could take a trip back to 50’s, the golden age of the British motorcycle industry, snag yourself a snazzy new 500cc sporting machine and bring it back to your garage. Since we are dreaming big, now pretend that you have your hand crafted real steel motorcycle back in your fully equipped garage with all the latest and best machine shop equipment you could want. Then while your “friends” in the gasket industry make you a set of the finest modern gaskets and seals, you tear down the engine and re-machine and re-assemble it using modern tolerances and technology. While you are in there update the valve train to hydraulic lifters, so you don’t have to spend any time adjusting valve lash ever again.

A genuine 1954 Royal Enfield Clipper

A genuine 1954 Royal Enfield Clipper

A genuine 2012 Royal Enfield Classic 500

A genuine 2012 Royal Enfield Classic 500

Next load it into your private jet & fly it to Japan for an electronic ignition. While you are there have Kehin to custom build you a fuel injection system and calibrate for your engine. No more tickling the carbs, or cleaning them, or gas dribbling all over your garage from a 1950’s Amal trying to cope with  our 21st century imitation gasoline.

How 'bout a fuel injected thumper?

How ’bout a fuel injected thumper?

Oh well it is a nice fantasy, but one part of it is true. You can get a brand new hand built “British” (in name and style anyway) motorcycle that looks like it fell out of a time capsule from 1955. The first Royal Enfield motorcycles were produced in 1901. In 1967 the factory in England closed but the Indian made Enfield Bullets soldiered on and have evolved into the reliable, oil tight and modern emissions compliant machines we have today. While these are not fantastically powerful machines compared to our modern machinery they are much better in so many ways than an actual antique motorcycle.
Immediately when approaching the Classic or Bullet 500 you are struck by its relatively compact looking dimensions. Today so many “retro” styled machines have turned into larger than life caricatures of the machines they are trying to imitate. This is one of the reasons I dislike so many of them, being a fan of 50’s-70’s bikes such as the CB400, XS650, or old Triumphs and Enfields, to me the new “retro bikes” look tacky compared to the real thing. The 2012 Royal Enfields are not retro replicas; they are still the real deal. An upgraded genuine vintage motorcycle that is available right now with a 2 year warranty, imagine that.

See what I mean about the size of modern bikes?

See what I mean about the size of modern bikes?

When I threw my leg over the Classic 500 and hoisted it off the kickstand the first though that went through my mind is whoa this thing feels substantial. Not overweight & porky but definitely dense, solid, and hefty feeling. You can feel the steel in this one. With my 29 inch inseam I can sit on the saddle with both boots firmly on the ground.

motopsyco on Enfield Classic 500 with Desert Storm paint

Just hit the magic button and you’re ready to go!

2012 tan Royal Enfield Classic 500

Rolling it round a little bit.

Bike; 2012 Royal Enfield Classic. Rider; motopsyco

Bike; 2012 Royal Enfield Classic. Rider; Motopsyco

Hit the starter button and the fuel injected single starts up with a nice thump-thump-thump idle note that is a characteristic of a big slow revving single. Yes it vibrates a little but it’s a pleasant soothing feeling not annoying. Pull in the clutch, snick it into first gear, and ease out on the lever. Just remember that you are working with authentic 1950s horsepower (27.5hp @ 5250 rpm) so don’t pull out too closely in front of that sports car that is barreling down the street at twice the speed limit. Even 1950s horsepower is more than enough to stay ahead of most traffic from stoplights around town. Plus people look. These are good looking motorcycles that are different from the mundane and commonplace Hogs and crotch rockets that litter the streets around here.
In addition to thanking LA Motorsports for allowing me to borrow a couple of their motorcycles I really want to thank general manager John for pointing me towards Jamison Road in Summerville. While it had too much traffic to really cut loose it is the kind of road that is perfectly matched to the feel and great handling of these bikes. It was just a couple of miles of nice sweeping turns that let me roll the bike from side to side in a most enjoyable fashion while the engine played a slow bass drum beat as I rolled the power on through each curve, and slowed back down just so I could do it again & again. This is the kind of handling that comes only from classic British motorcycle architecture. No high tech suspension and wheels, just good frame design and a nice wide handlebar. Sure I could probably run that same road at 3 times the speed of the Enfield on any late model plastic covered crotch rocket, but to be honest with you, I would not have been any happier, nor had a better time doing so.

leaving LA Motorsports in Summerville S.C

leaving LA Motorsports in Summerville S.C. for a ride on an accessorized Enfield

A red Classic Royal Enfield 500

The Accessory exhaust sure sounds good on a Royal Enfield 500

I did not try any interstate trolling or top speed runs, and quite frankly as the top speed is around 85 or so I would not be afraid to, but this is a bike that really belongs on twisty country roads. The suspension is basic stuff but competent. The single disc front brake & rear drum brake are well up to the task of handling what this bike can dish out.
One selling point of this machine is its 85 mpg fuel economy. Folks, that is getting close to moped territory, but on a real solid steel motorcycle that can haul 2 people around with aplomb and looks damn good doing it.
As India becomes more and more of a manufacturing powerhouse the fit and finish of these motorcycles is now much better than when they were first reintroduced to the western world back in the early ‘80s. They have always had the right look, but now they have the polish and refinement to go with it. Plus this is probably the most comfortable motorcycle I have ridden in the last ten years.

one good looking classic motorcycle

one good looking classic motorcycle

The Royal Enfield 500 engine is the epitome of classic style

The Royal Enfield 500 engine is the epitome of classic style

<the 2012 Royal Enfield Classic in red>
the 2012 Royal Enfield Classic in red

If you want to turn curves at reasonable speeds in the country and turn heads like a rock star in town, and you don’t care about being able to run 150 mph, or looking like a rich yuppie poser, then this is the bike for you. My road tests are not about outright performance, but about how a motorcycle makes me feel, and this bike makes me feel damn good. It’s not badass, does not have exotic cachet, power, and is not a status symbol, it is just a motorcycle without all that extra bullshit. Plus you can get a brand new one out the door tax, title, tags & all for around 7 grand.
And I can see myself owing one….

Peace Y’all

Vintage Motorcycles New in the Crate!

Would you like to have a brand new vintage Triumph or a first year Gold Wing? I know where some are, but I don’t know if you can buy them. They are part of the Carpenter Museum collection along with the 2 MZs that I showed to you in my last post. Take a peek at these pictures!

1976 gl100 new old stock

A Honda collectors dream come true!

Brand new Meridian Triumph

Read it and weep.

N.O.S. Classic Triumph

It would destroy the value but I would take this one out & ride it if I could!

A hidden gem in Concord N.C. Dennis Carpenter’s Bike Collection!

I’ve been traveling a lot for work lately and have not posted as much. While in Concord N.C. I stopped by Dennis Carpenter Ford Reproductions  to look at a beautiful old Falcon that was sitting out front for sale. The gentleman who owned the car worked there, and came out to greet me and we talked for a while. I used to own a 66 Falcon and if I ever find another one at the right price. This one was a beautiful powder blue with the original engine and less than 70,000 miles on it!

classic Ford Falcon

classic Ford Falcon

Ford Falcon all original engine

Ford Falcon all original engine

Of course the focus of this blog is all things 2 wheeled and we know that if you need Cushman scooter parts Carpenters is the best game in town. While I was talking to the guy about the Falcon he told me about the museum out back and where to go in the showroom to get to see it. I like old Fords (I’ve owned a few) and Cushmans are cool so it was definitely worth a look. The cars and the scooters did not disappoint but what blew me away was the large and diverse collection of classic motorcycles and bicycles of all kinds from every continent! Please keep in mind that I was totally unprepared for this and all the pics you are about to see are crappy low resolution cell phone pics.

Badass old lawnmower

Badass old lawnmower!

Before we get to the bikes when was the last time you saw a lawnmower like this?

Here is a view down the front aisle. Its a little fuzzy but you get the idea.

Honda CTs etc.

Honda CTs etc.

twin Trumpet twins!

twin Trumpet twins!

Check out this twin engine Triumph dragster!

a bunch of mint vintage bikes

a bunch of mint vintage bikes

seriously cool old bicycles

seriously cool old bicycles

Did I mention bicycle? Here are some samples.

a row of classic Triumph motorcycles

a row of classic Triumph motorcycles

A Triumph lovers dream many with zero miles on them!

bsa moto guzzi antique tricycles

Beezer!

Triumph X 75 Hurricane

Triumph X-75 Hurricane

Don’t forget BSA. Do you see the white Guzzi?

Got Hurricane?

Brand new MZ motorcycles

Brand new MZ motorcycles

This is just a teaser for now I’ll post more pics at a later date. There where several large boxes like this sitting around too….

Peace Y’all