Dear American Flat Track, I Dare You

Dear American Flat Track.

I have a dare for you, in fact I double dog dare you.  Invite owners of original 1980s vintage Honda RS750s to pull them out of mothballs, remove the damn restrictor  plates and race mano-mano against the Indians.

Honda RS750 Flat Tracker

Honda RS750 Flat Tracker

Harley couldn’t beat them without the AMA crippling them. Guess why I’m not an AMA member & never will be. Damn straight I hold a grudge forever. I had actually quit following flat track racing after I realized that I really wasn’t the Harley fan boy that I was pretending to be, and realized just how harshly & unfairly the Honda teams were being treated so I kind of just said, “fuck this bullshit,” and walked away. Apparently I wasn’t the only one because the series ratings tanked and it changed hands a few times, and quite frankly became minor league single brand racing.

Then I think it was in 2010 when I opened up a copy of Cycle World & read that Joe Kopp had won a major flat track race on a Ducati of all things. Digging into the story it turns out the new owners of the series were allowing motorcycles built around street bikes to compete against the ancient but well developed XR750 Harleys. And even better than that the competition was fairly equal, well as equal as it could be with street based motorcycle engines & frames racing against purpose built factory racers. Even Bill Werner the famous Harley racing tuner was running the Monster Energy Kawasaki team tuning a Ninja 650R. Flat track was worth following again! I actually have to give Harley Davidson credit for moving to the Street based XG750 race bikes and retiring the outdated old XR750.

But then along came Indian and now Harley like all of the other manufacturers is stuck using a true production based engine to compete against what is a completely custom built factory racing only machine. For a while I enjoyed their misery but I still have to give them credit for using XG engine.

Now let me stick the cold hard knife of truth deep into the back of the entire motorcycling press and the American Flat Track advertising staff. Everyone of you keep pushing this whole thing as an Indian versus Harley rivalry. Not really. This is an Indian walkover and in the majority of races the first bike behind the Polaris single purpose factory built racer is usually a Kawasaki Ninja 650, with the occasional KTM LC8, Ducati or Yamaha FZ07 taking it’s place.

I realize you guys think playing up this ancient history will help your rating and magazine sales. How’s that working out for you? We watch Fans Choice or read the results on the web or in the magazines. We see the truth. You keep writing headlines like Harley & Indian are running neck & neck when nothing could be further from the truth. All the other bikes are just competing to see who has the fastest production bike based racer behind the Polaris Indian factory race bikes. All of you have lost credibility with us because the race records never match your stories.

A perfect example of this is in Cycle World issue 1 2018. Kevin Cameron interviewed Bill Werner about his time as a flat track tuner & never once mentioned his time tuning the Kawasaki 650 Ninja. No wonder the rag has morphed into a quarterly hipster art rag like Iron and Air. Same for the rest of the once great publications, no loyalty to their fan base and a marketing strategy stuck firmly in 1994.

Here’s a hint for you, the Boomers are checking out and Gen X is taking over. In high school we didn’t drool over Harleys, for us it Interceptors, GSXRs, and Ninjas that we dreamed of. We expected our Jap bike magazines to be Jap bike magazines. We didn’t mind you reporting on the heavy cruisers but leave the serious “Murican Motorsickle” propaganda to publications like American Iron & Easyrider. Also no more headlines about Indian Versus Harley where you don’t even mention the Kawis, KTMs, & Yamahas that usually come in between the two. It just makes you into liars plain & simple.

Here’s my final statement; I’d pay good money to see an old Honda RS750 pulled out of mothballs, the restrictor plates removed, tuned by the best mechanics & ridden by the best riders the Honda Racing Corporation can provide, running a few races just to show the world how it’s really done. I bet you a hundred bucks it would win.

The Mighty RS750

American Flat Track meet the The Mighty RS750

PS Dear American Flat Track, I don’t want you to make the Indians slower, you just need to let the other teams make their bikes faster. Oh yeah the Fans Choice TV broadcasts are terrific. Thank you for them. Please don’t let it get too boring again.

 

Brotherly Hate Machine

I got this old VF700 from the original owner. Hang out with me for a bit and let me tell you about my latest Junkyard Dog the Brotherly Hate Machine.

Brotherly hate machin

In the beginning there was a young gentleman from S.C. who loved motorcycles & drag racing. So he decided to combine the two using a machine that really was an odd choice for quarter mile sprints. A 1985 Honda Interceptor VF700. This bike was a true street & strip warrior, with just a few minor mods to perk it up so that it was equally at home on the street or the track.

Brotherly Hate Machine

This is how it looks now.

At one point this motorcycle was stolen, so the owner bought himself a new 1987 VFR700 to replace it. As fate would have it over a year later the police recovered this machine in wrecked non running condition and somehow it wound up back home with its owner. Who rebuilt it and got it running & looking fantastic again.

vf700 Brotherly hate machine engine

At some point he bought himself a parts bike, an 83 VF750 Interceptor, but apparently didn’t need too many parts off of it because it’s sitting in my shop right now with a struts replacing the rear shock and what looks like an old M&H Racemaster drag slick on the back.

vf700 Brotherly hate machine

Unfortunately life takes its toll on a working mans body sometimes & as the owner aged, work related back injuries forced him switch to easier riding cruiser motorcycles and then finally to a trike, the old Interceptors wound up sitting in the pole barn on the family property, un-ridden & rotting.

Honda vf700 Brotherly hate machine 85

You may be wondering why I call this particular bike the Brotherly Hate Machine? Well I had known about & been interested in acquiring these bikes for a while. When I first saw pictures of it, this motorcycle was unmolested, undented & had a complete & unripped seat. But the owner and his younger brother had a falling out a few years ago, and I’m not getting into that here. Unfortunately it negatively affected my motorcycle.

Honda vf700 Brotherly hate machine seat

After we made our deal the guy had went to the shed where the bikes were stored and began to pull them out and get them ready for me to load. Unfortunately his destructive psychopathic brother saw him messing with the bikes and came over before I got there and worked this poor bike over. We still don’t know what he did with the sidecovers. After some compromises were made I picked the bikes up anyway & brought them home. Now you know why I call it the brotherly hate machine. I’m afraid I just don’t understand the evil childish mentality of people who perform this kind of vandalism. Especially when it’s an old man that does it.

Honda vf700 Brotherly hate machine quarter

The original plan was to restore this bike & the 87 VFR700 that came with it. I’ve already started on the 87 but now I’m not sure what the fate of this one will be but I do have the paperwork for it & to be honest I’ve refurbished a lot worse motorcycles in the past.

Honda vf700 Brotherly hate machine left

But I do know one thing, if I restore it the Brotherly Hate Machine will be taken back to Rockingham Dragway to fly down the quarter mile another time or two.