The Motopsyco.com 2013 year in review

Thanks to everyone for reading along. It is both humbling and inspiring to me. There will be some new adventures & some big changes going in the coming year, and I hope you all enjoy the ride! Now go read the stats if you want too!

Peace Y’all

‘Psyco

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 31,000 times in 2013. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 11 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

Click here to see the complete report.

Project wAMMO pg. 2

Just thought I’d post a quick update on this project. Parts are starting to trickle in, and I’m beginning the fabrication. The new owner does need to let me know if he likes the long straight tail pipes My plan is to get the basic fab work done, then take care of the engine work needed, & then totally disassemble it for finishing.

<honda cm400 chopper>

Once that is done it will be reassembled with all new bearings, seals, brakes & tires! Should be fun.

Joe Rocket Ballistic Revolution Jacket & Ballistic Pants (7.0) A ‘Psyco Product Review!

Hello again everyone,

A couple of weeks ago I tried on a Joe Rocket one piece suit but it just did not fit, so I decided to try one of the two piece outfits and quickly settled on the Ballistic Revolution jacket & the Ballistic pants, for three reasons, one if not getting a one piece suit I wanted to get a 3/4 length coat to prevent unintended exposure of my midriff section to freezing cold & fast moving asphalt, two the pants were the only ones I could find in the lower end of the price range with a true short inseam of 30″, and three the price was right. Yes unfortunately the price does matter, but the general consensus found in my research is that the Joe Rocket stuff will save your skin as well as anything else if you are comfortable wearing it. I am comfortable in this outfit, but quite frankly I hope to never test it’s protective abilities.

<Joe Rocket textile suit>

I like Hi-Viz colors!

Since the vendor that I bought the Survivor suit from was out of stock on the pants, I went over to good old reliable denniskirk.com and ordered this set. I placed my order on a Wednesday or Thursday (CRS* kicking in sorry) and the following Monday it was delivered, plus it was a dollar cheaper too.

Some folks might be put off by the high visibility colors shown here but this jacket is available in other color schemes & solid black. As for me I want the drivers of the cages that attempt to kill me to admit that they were deliberately trying to murder me without being able to soothe their consciences by saying, “I didn’t see him.”

I bought this outfit with my own funds and paid full retail price & plan to keep it as long as it works. What this means for you is that I don’t owe anybody any favors so if it screws up, I will tell you the whole truth about my experiences. So far I have worn this outfit while riding in temperatures ranging from 28°F (-2°C) to 72°F (22°C) and I am happy to report that once I got in and get everything zipped up & buttoned down it was actually reasonably warm & comfy for my 30 mile commute in the wee hours of the morning. Yesterday was unseasonably warm for December and as I was leaving the office I was worried that it would be too hot with the liners in place but it was okay once I got moving. Leaving the front zipper 1/3 the way down resulted in the wind entering the front of the coat with a sort of parachute effect that separated the fabric from my torso, greatly aiding my comfort. Whether this was by design or just a result of my particular riding style/body shape combination I do not know. As a package so far it works well, but getting into it and out of it is a little more involved than a one piece or plain leather jacket & pants or chaps combo.

This outfit is supposed to be water resistant but I have no plans to put that to the test. When I get caught out in the rain I’ll come back & let you know how it does.

Now lets talk about the individual pieces, the Ballistic Revolution jacket is a really good example of bang for the buck. It has CE approved armor for  your elbows & shoulders. There is a foam spine pad but it is just that a dense foam pad. It can be easily removed & replaced with an approved spine protector if you so desire. Joe Rocket calls their exterior shell fabric RockTex which is similar to most other heavy duty abrasion resistant synthetics. It has five outside pockets. With the liner in you have four interior pockets including a nice vertical zippered pocket on the left side, that is just the right size to hold something small like a Walther PPK in it. Anything the least bit larger has to go somewhere else. Once you take the liner out there is only one pocket inside, and I wouldn’t put much in it.

The 2xl size fit my large frame well and the sleeves were the right length and large enough in diameter so that my arms fit inside and I could still bend them. Being a 3/4 length means that it is adaptable to a variety of motorcycle riding positions and it is easy enough to get in an out of. It is not perfect and I have a couple of quibbles, first the velcro style closure for the neck leaves something to be desired. I guess this comes from being built to a price point, but the neck closure needs to be redesigned with either a larger tab to give the hook and loop fabric they currently use a larger gripping surface or to switch to a stronger grade of material for this one spot since it is the only one where the velcro actually has to hold something in place as opposed to keeping a flap closed. It would also be nice to have the good inside pockets without the liner installed. It’s too early for me say anything about the long term quality or durability but right out of the box I am impressed.

These pants that I ordered are the Ballistic 7.0 size 2xl short. Joe Rocket list the short inseam as being 30″ which means that with my boots on they are just barely off the floor when I am standing straight up. When the liner is in you have to be very careful zipping the leg closures down or the zipper will catch the fabric of the liner & jam. When the weather warms up & I remove the liner this problem will be resolved but for now I am just being very careful not to jam the zippers. Walking around the house it feels as if the knee pads are way to low but once I sit on the bike they cradle my knee & shins perfectly. There was no problem putting these pants on over my triple e wide work boots. As with the jacket there are a couple of relatively minor complaints, the biggest complaint is the fact that you really have to be careful of the liner & storm flaps when zipping up the pants as the zippers will grab them and jam pretty easily if you are not careful. If you know you are going to be needing your wallet or house keys etc. you need to transfer them to the pockets of these pants or your coat. They could have put in a zipper to reach into your street clothes but that would have been one more potential entry point for cold air or rain so it’s no big deal, until you get to the gas station and have to unzip your coat and pants to get your money out.

<Joe Rocket Ballistic Revolution>

So far my impressions are great and I would feel comfortable recommending that you try the jacket, the pants, or both if you are in the market for protective gear. Just purchase from a reputable vendor with an easy return or exchange program just in case it really doesn’t fit you well.  If by some chance either piece falls down on the job I will be sure to come back here & let you know all about it.

Peace Y’all

(*Can’t Remember Shit)

Introducing Project wAMMO!

Perhaps I should just write all of this down and wait til I finish to start posting. Nothing like laying everything bare for the public eye to put the pressure on a man, but that’s okay it’s under control and everything’s gonna be alright. Before I started the teardown I just had to hear it run one more time, click here to have a listen for yourself. At the end it started to act like a runaway but settled back down a second or so after I let off the throttle, definitely a sign that it is running a bit lean. All the necessary bits to fix that are already en-route to my secret workshop as we speak.

CM400 chopper

Let’s get started

The seat just hit the scrap pile, notice that in a pinch you can substitute bandage tape & scotch tape for electrical tape, zip ties, & proper brackets.

<1981 CM400E>

I’m digging the old rhinestones glued to the rear fender aren’t you?

Here was the ingenious repair repair to the broken carb boot. McGyver would be proud. I must confess that if I were broke and/or stuck in the middle of nowhere I would do something like this to get home. New carb insulators inbound as I type this.

Honda CM400E Carb insulator

Hey it runs just like this.

And there were a large number of auxiliary fuses embedded all through the tape, of course all of them except for one had been bypassed….

<murdercycle kustomizing>

<kustom ratrod motorsickle>

<hellbilly special murdersickle>

This one has got me feeling more like a motor archeologist than a mechanic. Speaking of which if any of my readers can identify the object in the next two pictures would you please be so kind as to let me know. Thank you in advance for for being such fantastic and intelligent people.

<strange doohickey>

<if u no tel me>

if you know what it is please tell me

I was able to get the fender off without needing a tetanus shot.

<a real ratbike fender>

a real rat bike fender

Looking a little bit cleaner…

<backyard built rat chopper>

The original shock mounts were used for the fender struts and the side mount license plate holder.

<side mount plate holder>

Fortunately the frame modifications all appear to be well done by someone that had a clue about welding. Can’t say the same about the decades of accumulated stuff that got put on it afterwards.

<dangerous repair>

At least this is safer than no cotter pin at all.

I did a little more but will show you later as the UPS man just dropped off my new riding suit & I want to go try it on!

Peace Y’all

The Organic Rat! Honda CM400 Junkyard Dog!

This one has a kind of an interesting story to it. I had stopped at lunchtime a couple of weeks ago to fill the Suburban Assault Scrambler up up with ethanol free premium at my favorite gas station, when a local folk artist named Frank Cooper rolled up next to me in his mural covered Roadmaster. He comes over & tells me that he has an old Honda 400 in a storage unit that he might like to sell.

art car

super cool acrylic painted sled

I really didn’t think anything more of it for a week or two and then this morning  I gave him a call and met him at the rented storage unit where he stored this bike & apparently the rest of his worldly possessions also. After moving piles of junk (aka art supplies) this little bobber came into view. My immediate reaction was oh no I don’t want anything to do with that one. but after we got it outside he hooked up a battery & poured some gas in the tank and within a minute or so it fired right up and the engine sounded pretty good.

<ratty old cm400 motorcycle>

After negotiating a price I loaded it into my van & let it ride along to lunch with my beautiful wife & I. She didn’t even roll her eyes at me for buying it, I wish every man were as lucky as me. Here it is tucked into the back of my old Astro van. A normal sized motorcycle will not fit without removing the mirrors & maybe folding down the handlebars, but this one is so low it fits with plenty of headroom to spare.

<rat bobber chevy van>

loaded up and ready to haul

After getting it home I snapped a few pics of it to share with you. Lets start with the details first. I have no idea where this hardtail came from or what that silver thing is that is hose clamped to the frame.

<honda twinhard tail>

It kind of sketchy and dangerous looking….

The bottle opener is a nice touch.

<crazy dangerous motorcycle>

I might trade the bottle opener for one that says Guinness

I have no doubt this was the license plate he rode around with. 😉

<folk art license plate>

The seat is literally a junkyard dog.

<junkyard dog motorcycle seat>

woof woof!

How ’bout a top view?

<bobbed Honda CM400>

I hope any passengers don’t mind the comfy looking rear fender.

Come on you have to admit it has a mean looking stance!

<bobbed honda chopper 400>

“The Gunn”

The design and fabrication look as dangerous as a gunfight but all I plan to do to this one is to get it as functional & dependable as possible without changing anything about the way it looks or worrying about safety beyond making sure that it is not too likely to break in half if it hits a bump in the road. All motorcycles are dangerous, but some are more dangerous than others.

<wicked evil dangerous chopper motorcycle>

“The Bullet”

I am more than willing to entertain reasonable offers on this machine, as long as you understand that it is being sold as folk art with no warranty that you would ever be able to ride it at all and that it was fabricated by an unknown amateur of questionable talent & that I am not responsible for anything that happens to you as a result of attempting to ride this motorcycle. Of course the longer I keep it & the more I do to it, the better your offers must be.

Peace Y’all

Motopsyco.

QUICK UPDATE! A friend of mine saw this bike on Facebook & has purchased it from me. It is still parked in my shop because I have been commissioned to rebuild it to his specifications. Though I hate to see a real vintage rat disappear it will be a gritty down & dirty bobber, just right for him to tool around on down here in the dirty south! STAY TUNED!